WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS MASTERPIECE BEFORE?
( Oompa-Loompas couldn't turn you this purple )
This is not fan fiction! This got published!
(And for extra bonus lols, someone actually tried illustrating all those metaphors.)
( Oompa-Loompas couldn't turn you this purple )
This is not fan fiction! This got published!
(And for extra bonus lols, someone actually tried illustrating all those metaphors.)