One-line review of Prometheus

"Yes, let's Poke. The. Alien. Snake. That couldn't possibly be a bad idea."



Teenagers going into a haunted house to smoke weed and have sex in Sorority Chainsaw Bloodbath Titty Massacre VIII behave more intelligently than the supposed scientists and engineers in this Alien prequel. They spent all their budget on special effects and Charlize Theron, and forgot to hire a scriptwriter.

Thoughts on blacklists and when an author crosses the line to "Will not read"

( Why I'll still read Brandon Sanderson, but not Orson Scott Card. If you're a creationist or anti-gay marriage, this post will probably piss you off, and tough shit. )