Very small HP funny

[inverarity]

Because I don't do tumblr, this is amusing enough to repost:

The Harry Potter Novels According to Narcissa Malfoy:

1. Narcissa Malfoy and He’s Not Going To Durmstrang
2. Narcissa Malfoy and What Happened to Our House Elf, Lucius?
3. Narcissa Malfoy and and The Injury of her Poor Baby
4. Narcissa Malfoy and the Time She Had Something Foul-Smelling Under Her Nose
5. Narcissa Malfoy and the Time Her Sister Broke Out of Azkaban and Came to Live in Her House
6. Narcissa Malfoy and He’s Just a Boy
7. Narcissa Malfoy and That Time She Saved the World

Ms. Grimm seems to be the clear winner in the character poll. You can still vote, though: I may commission more than one illustration. ;)

And uh, gosh, I guess I'd better finish my pphpficexchange fic. >..> (This is the last time I sign up for anything with a deadline...)

Comments

[shinygobonkers.livejournal.com]

bwahaha that i shall have to share with a few people. oh narcissa. xD

[tealterror0.livejournal.com]

So tempted to write those out into a fanfic. Soooo tempted...

Screw it. Next time I have some free time (which may well be in like 3 months <_<) I totally am. Though I'd need to do a bit of research about what precisely #3 and #4 are referring to...

[inverarity.livejournal.com]

#3 is when Draco gets clawed by Buckbeak in PoA.

#4 was how Narcissa was described when introduced in GoF, IIRC.

[tealterror0.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the info. Now I just have to decide whether it should be humorous or dramatic (an issue that arises more often than you'd think).

[swissmarg]

You entered the pphpficexchange? Hm, now I'll have to follow it just to try and guess which is yours...

[ebilgatoloco.livejournal.com]

(This is the last time I sign up for anything with a deadline...)


That's what you said last time too! >.> I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU, SIR!