One-line review of Prometheus

[inverarity]

"Yes, let's Poke. The. Alien. Snake. That couldn't possibly be a bad idea."



Teenagers going into a haunted house to smoke weed and have sex in Sorority Chainsaw Bloodbath Titty Massacre VIII behave more intelligently than the supposed scientists and engineers in this Alien prequel. They spent all their budget on special effects and Charlize Theron, and forgot to hire a scriptwriter.

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I was so dissapointed

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This story really could have done something good with the story. The albino with no language but grunting? The twenty minute helicopter scenic shots?

I agree, where was the scriptwriter?

Well anyway, I thought the albino was kind of hot. Is that bad?