One-line review of Prometheus

[inverarity]

"Yes, let's Poke. The. Alien. Snake. That couldn't possibly be a bad idea."



Teenagers going into a haunted house to smoke weed and have sex in Sorority Chainsaw Bloodbath Titty Massacre VIII behave more intelligently than the supposed scientists and engineers in this Alien prequel. They spent all their budget on special effects and Charlize Theron, and forgot to hire a scriptwriter.

Comments

[swissmarg]

The movie reviews are back! Not that I would have watched this movie anyway, but yeesh!

[shinygobonkers.livejournal.com]

0___o

a president's day weekend well spent i see :P

[tealterror0.livejournal.com]

It is kind of cute, to be fair.

...

What?

[kith-koby.livejournal.com]

No, I agree, it reminds me of some kind of mutant cobra. I really like cobras.

I was so dissapointed

[mistressdi.livejournal.com]

This story really could have done something good with the story. The albino with no language but grunting? The twenty minute helicopter scenic shots?

I agree, where was the scriptwriter?

Well anyway, I thought the albino was kind of hot. Is that bad?

[virginia-fell.livejournal.com]

Theron and Fassy's characters are the only ones who behaved in ways I could understand (particularly so if the fan theory is right that Vickers was a trans woman).

But then the whole thing was just... it all went so terribly wrong. Soundtrack is damn good, though!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/]

"They spent all their budget on special effects and Charlize Theron, and forgot to hire a scriptwriter."
Well, from what I hear that seems to be pretty much common practise these days ... *shrugs* Ah well, I wasn't going to see this one anyway.